Knock, Knock Jokes

This is the first chapter of Wakko and Dot Warner Present Your Favourite Jokes, Riddles and Silly Songs.

The Transcript
WAKKO: Now that we've introduced the album, let's learn our favourite jokes, riddles and silly songs.

DOT: We'll begin with knock, knock jokes. When we say, "Knock Knock!" you ask, "Who's There?"

WAKKO: Let's practice.

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?")

DOT: Did you ask, "Who's There?" If so, you're a great listener!

WAKKO: If not, try again.

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer with a loud "Who's There?")

DOT: You did a great job practicing! Now, on with the jokes!

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?")

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?")

DOT: No, you're supposed to say "Knock knock who?"

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?")

WAKKO: Goliath. (pause, allowing kids to respond with "Goliath Who?")

WAKKO: Goliath down, you looketh tired.

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?")

DOT: Erma. (pause, allowing kids to respond with "Erma Who?")

DOT: Erma little tea-pot.

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?")

WAKKO: Rocky. (pause, allowing kids to answer: "Rocky Who?")

WAKKO: (sings) Rocky bye baby on a treetop...

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?")

DOT: Police. (pause, allowing kids to answer: "Police Who?")

DOT: Police let me in.

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?")

WAKKO: Woody. (pause, allowing kids to answer: "Woody Who?")

WAKKO: Woody be my best friend?

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?"

DOT: Mercedes.

DOT: Mercedes Your Best Friend.

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?")

WAKKO: Odie. (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Odie Who?")

WAKKO: (SINGS) Odie schone Odie schone Odie schone Schnitzelbank!

WAKKO AND DOT: Knock Knock! (a brief period of silence, allowing time for kids to answer, "Who's There?")

Wakko: Dots. (pause, allowing kids to reply, "Dots Who?")

Wakko: Dots not all, there's more fun. Keep on listening!