Animaniacs Intros and Outros

Animaniacs
Storyteller-Cara Harnell (except where noted)

Dot-Tress MacNeille

Wakko-Jess Harnell, pride of Teaneck

Yakko-Rob Paulsen

Suspended Animation
TBA

Rug of War
TBA

Rome Sweet Rome
TBA

Now Loading
INTRO

WAKKO: Hello boys and girls, Wakko Warner here! TBC

OUTRO

Yakko Amakko
INTRO

YAKKO: Hellooo, boys and girls! My name's Yakko Warner and this is the story of how I put up my dukes with a tough animator! TBC

OUTRO

Wakkiver Twist
TBA

Know Your Scroll
TBA

Gimme the Works
INTRO

CAM CLARKE: This is the story of GIMME THE WORKS from the show Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (cowbell ringing) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

TBA

The Warners' 65th Birthday Party
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU is played as the dialogue below is spoken.)

DOT: Helloooo everybody!

YAKKO: This is Yakko...

WAKKO: ...Wakko...

DOT: ...and Dot.

WAKKO AND YAKKO: We're the Warner brothers...

DOT: ...and the Warner sister.

YAKKO: We welcome and invite you to The Warners' 65th Birthday Party, it's a special and fun birthday party read-along adventure!

WAKKO: whenever you hear this sound...(applause sound)..you could turn the page.

DOT: Let's party! YAY!

(applause sound)

OUTRO

YAKKO: All right, fellas. Party's over.

WAKKO: If you want to listen to it again, just replay the CD and read again!

DOT: Until then...

ALL THREE: See you later!

A Very Special Show
INTRO

Dot: Hello friends.

Yakko: It's Yakko and Wakko and our sister Dot!

Wakko: Because we're Animaniacs!

Dot: And this story is called A Very Special Show!

Yakko: Please do read along with me in your book.

Wakko: Everytime you hear this sound...(insert turn page signal sound)...you'll kno that it's tie to turn the page.

Dot: Start this show already!

(insert turn page signal sound)

OUTRO

ALL 3: See you soon!

Animaniacs Stew
TBA (based on OG Episode 35)

O Silly Mio
INTRO

(O SOLE MIO is played as the dialogue below is spoken.)

DOT: Helloooo readers!

YAKKO: This is Yakko...

WAKKO: ...Wakko...

DOT: ...and Dot.

WAKKO AND YAKKO: We're the Warner brothers...

DOT: ...and the Warner sister.

YAKKO: We welcome you to O SILLY MIO, our operatic and outrageous read-along adventure!

WAKKO: Each time you hear this sound...(operatic soprano singing)..turn the page.

DOT: Let's get reading!

(operatic soprano singing)

OUTRO

YAKKO: Whoo! Am I glad that's over...

WAKKO: If you want to do it again, just replay the CD and read again!

DOT: Until then...

ALL THREE: Bye bye!

Driveinsane!
INTRO

("For the Beauty of the Earth" is played as the dialogue below is spoken.)

DOT: Helloooo readers!

WAKKO AND YAKKO: We are the Warner brothers...

DOT: ...and I am the Warner sister.

YAKKO: Welcome to Driveinsane, our vivid, vivacious Valentine's Day read along adventure!

WAKKO: When you hear this sound...(car horn honks 3 times)...turn the page.

DOT: Ready to read? I know I am!

YAKKO: Let's go already!

(3 car horn honks)

OUTRO

("The More We Get Together" is played as the dialogue below is spoken.)

YAKKO: Well, that's it! Hope you had fun!

WAKKO: If you would like to hear Driveinsane one more time, replay the faboo audiobook adventure.

DOT: If you wouldn't like to, happy Valentine's Day and we'll see you next year!

ALL THREE WB KIDS: Toodles!

Star Truck
INTRO:

William Shatner THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of Star Truck. Read along and turn the page when you hear this sound...(laser) Let's begin.

OUTRO:

WILLIAM SHATNER THE STORYTELLER: That is the story's end. Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

Moby or Not Moby?
INTRO:

Karen Dotrice THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of Moby or Not Moby. Read along with me and flip the page when you hear this sound...(whale call.) Let's begin.

OUTRO:

Karen Dotrice THE STORYTELLER: That is the story's end. If you wish to hear it once more, replay the audiobook. If you don't wish to, look for more Animaniacs audiobooks by No Adults Aloud at a fine store near you.

The Garage Sale of the Century
INTRO

Jim Cummings THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The Garage Sale of the Century. You can read along and flip the page when you hear this sound...(CHACHING!) Let's begin.

OUTRO

Jim Cummings The Storyteller: That is the end of the tale. Look for more No Adults Aloud productions at fine stores near you.

Plane Pals
INTRO

Warners: Helloooooo readers everywhere!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Plane Pals! This read along is one high flying adventure! Though I said it myself.

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(Airplane taking off sound effect)

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: I'm sure you'll enjoy it!

OUTRO

WAKKO: This story's all over.

DOT: Replay the audiobook to hear it again!

YAKKO: Remember to look for more NAA products at fine stores near you!

DOT, WAKKO, YAKKO: Goodbyyyeee to you!

Broadcast Nuisance
INTRO:

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents Broadcast Nuisance by Catherine Hapka, read by Cara Harnell.

Wakko: Helloooooo kid!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in (yells) BROADCAST NUISANSE! (in normal voice) It's our totally hilarious newsflash read along!!

Wakko: When you hear this sound

(the sound of TV Static)

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Do your best!

OUTRO

DOT: The story is over.

WAKKO: If you wish to hear it once more, replay the audiobook.

YAKKO: If not, look for more NAA productions at your favourite store. Bye for now!

Cutie and the Beast
INTRO:

Storyteller: No Adults Aloud presents...Animaniacs: Cutie and the Beast by Nancy Krulik, read by Cara Harnell.

DOT: Hellooooo, kid!

YAKKO: This is Yakko...

WAKKO: Wakko...

DOT: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Cutie and the Beast. It's our absolutely wildly wicked princess-powered princess story read along.

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(windchimes ringing)

Wakko: ...you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: So turn the page already!

(windchimes ringing)

OUTRO:

Yakko: That was the end of our princess story.

Wakko: Wanna hear it again? Replay this great audiobook!

Dot: If not, go look for more Animaniacs audiobooks by No Adults Aloud wherever kids' books are sold.

Yakko and Wakko: Bye!

Dot: Au revoir!

Storyteller: This has been a No Adults Aloud production. Got comments or questions? Write to us at No Adults Aloud, Inc. 3 Church Street, Toronto, Canada.

Jokahantas
INTRO:

Storyteller: No Adults Aloud presents...Animaniacs: Jokahantas by Pam Ryan, read by Cara Harnell.

DOT: Hellooooo, kid!

YAKKO: This is Yakko...

WAKKO: Wakko...

DOT: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Jokahontas, It's our one and only adventurous adventure read along.

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(ascending xylophone glissando)

Wakko: ...you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: So you need to do just that.

(ascending xylophone glissando)

OUTRO:

Yakko: That was the end of our princess-powered adventure story.

Wakko: Wanna hear it again? Replay this great audiobook!

Dot: If not, go look for more Animaniacs audiobooks by No Adults Aloud wherever kids' books are sold.

Yakko and Wakko: Adios!

Dot: Goodbye!

Storyteller: This has been a No Adults Aloud production. Got comments or questions? Write to us at No Adults Aloud, Inc. 3 Church Street, Toronto, Canada.

Fair Game
INTRO:

Storyteller: No Adults Aloud presents...Animaniacs: Fair Game, A Lesson In Teamwork by Justin Korman Fontes, read by Cara Harnell.

DOT: Hellooooo, boys and girls!

YAKKO: This is Yakko...

WAKKO: Wakko...

DOT: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: This is Animaniacs in Fair Game. It's the funniest read along that you've ever heard!

Wakko: When you hear Yakko say...

Yakko: Please turn over!

Wakko: ...be sure to do just that!

Dot: Ready? Here we go!

OUTRO:

Wakko: That's the end of our wacky tale.

Yakko: If you want to hear it again, replay this great audiobook!

Dot: If not, look for more No Adults Aloud productions wherever kids' books are sold.

Wakko: 'Til we meet again, we'll see you very soon!

Yakko: Remember kids, teamwork gets the job done!

Dot: See you later, alligator!

Storyteller: This has been an NAA production.

Space Probed
INTRO:

Storyteller: No Adults Aloud presents...Animaniacs: Space Probed, read by Cara Harnell.

DOT: Hellooooo, kid!

YAKKO: This is Yakko...

WAKKO: Wakko...

DOT: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Space Probed, our out of this world sci fi read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(sounds of electronic beeping)

Wakko: ...you'll know that it's time to turn the page.

Dot: C'mon! Turn the page, please!

OUTRO:

Yakko: That was the end of our Andromeda strainy tale.

Wakko: If you want to hear it again, replay this great audiobook.

Dot: If not, look for more No Adults Aloud productions at your favourite store or at your local library.

Wakko: Peace out!

Storyteller: Space Probed is brought to you by WB and NAA. All rights reserved.

Hercule Yakko
INTRO

STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents...Hercule Yakko starring the Animaniacs, written by Catherine Hapka and read by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooo, kid!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Hercule Yakko. It's our totally hilarious read along.

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(the sound of a push-button desk bell ringing)

Wakko: ...you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: So turn the page already!

(the sound of a push-button desk bell ringing)

OUTRO

Wakko: That's the end of our mysterious mystery story.

Yakko: If you'd like to hear that detective story one more time, replay this recording.

Dot: If not, look for other No Adults Aloud productions wherever you can find the world's greatest books to read!

The WB Kids: Bye everyone, see you soon!

Storyteller: Hercule Yakko is brought to you by WB and NAA. All rights reserved.

Video Review
INTRO

STORYTELLER: No Adults Allowed, Inc. proudly presents...Animaniacs: Video Review by Nancy Krulik, read by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooooo kid!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: 'Cause we're the Animaniacs! We present to you, the Animaniacs in Video Review-our absolutely wild and wacky read along!

Wakko & Dot: Hurray!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(the sound of a tape rewinding)

Wakko: ...be sure to turn the page.

Dot: C'mon and do it!

OUTRO

Wakko: That was the end of the story.

Yakko: And the song, too.

Dot: If ya wanna hear the tale and the tune one more time, just replay this CD.

Yakko: If not, look for even more NAA productions at your favourite store.

Wakko: Cheerio!

Dot: Ta-ta!

Storyteller: Video Review is brought to you by No Adults Aloud, Inc. and Watertower music. Do you have any questions or comments? Write to the No Adults Aloud team at NAA, Inc. 3 Church Street, Toronto, Canada.

Potty Emergency
INTRO

Storyteller: No Adults Allowed is pleased to present Animaniacs: Potty Emergency, written by Catherine Hapka and read by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooo, You!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: This is the Animaniacs in Potty Emergency! It's about Wakko finding the loo!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(toilet flushing)

WAKKO: ...make sure to turn the page.

Dot: You can do it! I believe in you!

(Toilet Flushing)

Outro:

Dot: That was fun!

Yakko: If ya wanna hear it again, replay this great audiobook!

Wakko: If not, ta ta for now!

The Storyteller: This has been a No Adults Aloud production. Do you have questions or comments? Write to us at NAA, Inc. 3 Church Street, Toronto, Canada.

Boot Camping
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud is please to bring you...Animaniacs in Boot Camping by Pam Ryan, read by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooooo you!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Boot Camping! It's our great boot camping read along

Wakko: When you hear this sound

("Charge!" fanfare)

Wakko: ... just turn the page.

Dot: Please do it, okay?

(CHARGE fanfare)

OUTRO

Dot: Well, that's the end of our military adventure. If ya wanna hear it again, replay the CD.

Wakko: If you don't want to, goodbyyyeee to you!

Chairman of the Bored
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: NAA presents Chairman of the Bored, written by Catherina Hapka and read by Cara Harnell.

Warners: Helloooooo kids!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Chairman of the Bored! It's our extremely crazy, really, really funny, totally insaney read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(the sound of laughter)

Wakko: ...it is time for you to turn the page.

Dot: Go ahead! Flip that page over!

(laughter)

OUTRO

Yakko: That's the end! If ya wanna hear it again, replay this CD.

WAKKO: If not, we'll see you later!

Hello, Nice Warners!
INTRO

STORYTELLER: NO ADULTS ALOUD is pleased to bring you Hello Nice Warners written by Nancy Krulik and read by Cara Harnell.

Warners: Helloooooo children everywhere!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in...

Warners: Helloooooo Nice Warners!

Wakko: This read-along is going to be so cool!

Dot: When you hear Yakko & Wakko say...

Yakko & Wakko: Turn the page!

Dot: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Warners: Let's do it to it!

OUTRO

Wakko: That's the end! If ya wanna hear it again, replay this faboo CD. If not, see you next time!

STORYTELLER: Email us at naa@noadultsaloud.com si your have questions or comments about this or any other releases. In the meantime, look for more Animaniacs Read-Alongs at stores everywhere and online music sites.

Clown and Out
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents Clown and Out by Catherine Hapka, read by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooooo child!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Clown and Out! It's our super duper silly read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound

(the sound of a party horn blowing)

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Just remember! It's Wakko's birthday! Happy birthday!

Wakko: Thank you!

OUTRO

Wakko: That's the end! If ya wanna hear it again, replay this faboo CD. If not, see you next time!

The Big Candy Store
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents The Big Candy Store by Pam Ryan, read by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooooo kids!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in The Big Candy Store! It's our absolutely sweet, silly, sassy, sugar-coated, candy-coated read along!

Wakko: When you hear Dot say...

Dot: Turn the page!

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Yakko: All right, let's go!

OUTRO

Wakko: The story's over, but if you want to hear it again, replay this faboo, candy caney CD.

Dot: If not, ciaoabunga! In other words, buh-bye!

Wally Llama
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents Wally Llama by Nancy Krulik, read by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooooo child!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Wally Llama! It's our absolutely zany and llama-tastic read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound

(the sound of a llama bleating)

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: No time to waste!

OUTRO

Wakko: That's the end! If ya wanna hear it again, replay this faboo CD. If not, see you next time!

Ups and Downs
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud is pleased to bring you Ups and Downs by Pam Ryan, read aloud by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooooo kids!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Ups and Downs! It's our absolutely weird and bouncing-off-the-walls read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(the sound of an elevator's bell ringing)

Wakko: ...you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Don't be late!

OUTRO

Wakko: That's the end! If ya wanna hear it again, replay this faboo CD. If not, see you next time!

Survey Ladies
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents...Animaniacs: Survey Ladies by Catherine Hapka, read for you by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooooo children everywhere!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Survey Ladies! It's our absolutely insane, off-the-wall, out of control and totally madcap read along!

Wakko: When you hear Dot say...

Dot: Turn the page!

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Yakko: Let's do this!

OUTRO

DOT: That's the end of the story.

YAKKO: If you wanna hear it once more, replay the CD.

WAKKO: If not, look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you. You can also send questions and comments no No Adults Aloud, 3 Church Street, Toronto, Canada.

DOT: Bye 'til next time!

Take My Siblings, Please!
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud is pleased to bring you Take My Siblings, Please! by Nancy Krulik, read aloud by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooooo kids!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Take My Siblings Please! It's our absolutely weird, wild and wacky storybook read along!

Wakko: When you hear Dot say...

Dot: Turn this page over!

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Yakko: There's no time to waste!

OUTRO

YAKKO: That's the end of the story.

DOT: If ya wanna hear it one more time, replay this audiobook.

WAKKO: If not, look for more NAA productions at your local library or even your favourite bookstore.

THE STORYTELLER: Write to us at 3 Church Street, Toronto, Canada if you have questions or comments about this and/or any other NAA titles.

Morning Malaise
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: (excitedly) No Adults Aloud is pleased to bring you MORNING MALAISE by Pam Ryan, read aloud by Cara Harnell and featuring real character voices from Animaniacs!

Dot: Hellooo, storybook readers!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Morning Malaise! This read-along is gonna be flippin' bonkers!

Wakko: When you hear this sound

(the sound of the radio tuning)

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Please turn the page immediately. That means right now.

OUTRO

DOT: That's the end of the tale.

YAKKO: If ya wanna hear it again, replay the audiobook.

WAKKO: If not, adios, zai jian and so long.

DOT, YAKKO, WAKKO: Goodbye!

Cookies for Einstein
Intro

Michael McGaharn the Narrator: This is the Story of Cookies for Einstein from the Show, Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (yodeling) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

Outro

Michael McGaharn the Narrator: That's the end of the tale. Replay the audiobook to listen to it again.

Chalkboard Bungle
INTRO: NAA presents Animaniacs Audio Adventures...Chalkboard Bungle by Jane B Mason.

Warners: Helloooooo class!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Chalkboard Bungle! It's our extremely crazy and educational read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound

(the sound of a school bell ringing)

Wakko: ... it is time for you to turn the page.

Dot: I know that you can do it!

OUTRO

Wakko: That was the end of the tale.

Dot: If you wanna hear it again, just replay this track. If not, stay tuned for The Taming of the Screwy!

The Taming of the Screwy
INTRO:

Storyteller: NAA presents Animaniacs Audio Adventures...The Taming of the Screwy by Jane B. Mason.

Dot: Helloooooo, you!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in (sing-song) The Taming of the Screwy! (in normal voice) It's about us (sing-song) going to a party, to celebrate with superstars!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(the sound of applause)

Wakko: ... just turn the page.

Dot: You can do this!

OUTRO:

Dot: That was the end of the story.

Wakko: And the first Animaniacs Audio Adventures CD!

Yakko: If you wanna hear the wacky tales one more time, just replay this CD.

Wakko: If not, goodbyyyyeeee to you!

Dot and Yakko: 'Til next time!

Temporary Insanity
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents...Animaniacs Audio Adventures: Temporary Insanity by Paul Rugg and Ellen Stamper.

Dot: Helloooooo you!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Temporary Insanity! It's our ever so totally insaney read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(the sound of a rotary dial phone ringing 3 times in a row)

Wakko: ... just turn the page.

Dot: Please, do it now!

OUTRO

Wakko: That was the end of the story.

Dot: If you wanna hear it again, replay this track. If not, tune in for LA LA Law.

LA LA Law
Intro

STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents LA LA Law by Paul Rugg and Ellen Stamper.

Dot: Helloooooo child!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in LA LA Law! It's our lawfully wild and wacky read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound

(the sounds of sirens wailing)

Wakko: ... just turn the page.

Dot: Don't forget, just remember.

Outro

Yakko: Well, that's it! I hope you had a great time!

Dot: If you want to start the fun all over again, just replay the CD.

Wakko: If not, look for more No Adults Aloud productions at your favourite store or even your local library!

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: Goodbyyyeee to you!

Wakko's Wish
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents Wakko's Wish by Nancy Krulik.

Wakko: Hellooo, guys and gals! It's me, Wakko Warner, set off for an adventure to find the wishing star... with Yakko and Dot! That's right! Hang onto your hat because this is an unforgettably magical, musical journey. If you want to listen to my story right about now, you can read along with me in your book. Oh, and don't forget to sing! You'll know it's time to turn the page when you hear this sound. (harp plays) OK, let's begin.

Outro

Wakko: That was the end of the story. If you want to hear it again, just replay this faboo CD. If not, ta-ta!

THE STORYTELLER: This production is copyright 2020 NAA, WB, Amblin and Nancy Krulik. All rights reserved. If you have questions or comments, write to us at No Adults Aloud on 3 Church Street in Toronto, Canada. Look for more NAA productions wherever you find toys, books and games.

Hearts of Twilight
Intro:

The Storyteller: No Adults Aloud presents...Animaniacs: Hearts of Twilight, written by Catherine Hapka and read by Cara Harnell.

Dot: Helloooooo children everywhere!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Hearts of Twilight! It's our absolutely mad and crazy adventure read along!

Wakko: When you hear Yakko say...

Yakko: Turn the page!

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Yep, turn that page over and do it right now!

OUTRO

WAKKO: It's all over, but replay this taboo CD if ya wanna hear the wacky tale again. If not, ciao for now!

DOT: Got questions? How 'bout comments? If so, write to us at NAA Inc. 3 Church Street, Toronto, Canada. If not, look for more No Adults Aloud productions wherever great audiobooks are sold.

The 3 Muskawarners
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: NAA is pleased to bring you The 3 Muskawarners by Catherine Hapka, read by Cara Harnell.

Warners: Helloooooo readers everywhere!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in... (singing) Da, da daaaah! (speaking) The 3 Muskawarners! This read along is one wacky, crazy tale!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(gunshot)

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: (singing) Da, da daaaah! (speaking) Time to turn the page!

Outro

WAKKO: That's the end of our tale.

DOT: If ya wanna hear it again, replay this audiobook.

YAKKO: If not, peace out!

THE STORYTELLER: This has been a No Adults Aloud production. Write to us at No Adults Aloud, 3 Church Street, Toronto, Canada. or email us with questions and comments about this or our other audiobooks at NAA@NoAdultsAloud. Copyright 2020 WB and NAA.

4 Score and 7 Migraines Ago...
INTRO

Cara Harnell THE ANNOUNCER: NAA presents 4 Score and 7 Migraines Ago by Pam Ryan, read by Lani Minella with Tress MacNeille as Dot, Jess Harnell as Wakko and Rob Paulsen as Yakko.

(marching band music plays)

Lani Minella the Narrator: This is the Story of 4 Score & 7 Migraines Ago from the Show, Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (ringing handbell) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

Lani Minella THE NARRATOR: That was the end of the story. Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

Gold Rush
INTRO

THE STORYTELLER: NAA presents Gold Rush written by Nancy Krulik, narrated by Cara Harnell and starring the vocal talents of Tress MacNeille as Dot, Jess Harnell as Wakko and Rob Paulsen as Yakko.

(WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS)

Yakko: Helloooooo, children everywhere! This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in

Warners: Gold Rush!

Yakko: This read-along is gonna be Comedy Gold!

Wakko: When you hear this sound

("Ding" sound)

Dot: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Warners: Let's do this!

Outro

DOT: It's over, but if ya wanna do it again, replay the CD.

WAKKO: If not, toodle-looh!

YAKKO: Look for more NAA productions at a store near you!

Nothing But The Tooth
INTRO

Cara Harnell The Storyteller: No Adults Aloud presents Nothing But The Tooth by Pam Ryan, read by Cara Harnell with character voices by Bob Paulsen as Yakko, Jess Harnell as Wakko and Tress MacNeille as Dot.

(Minka-Minka plays)

Yakko: Helloooooo storybook readers! This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in

Wakko: Nothing but the tooth!

Dot: This read-along is gonna be GREAT!!

Yakko: When you hear this sound

(the sound of the dental driller whirring)

Yakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Wakko: I mean it!

Outro

YAKKO: The story's over. Replay the audiobook if ya wanna hear it again.

WAKKO: If not, dosvidanya!

DOT: Goodbye!

Little Drummer Warners
Intro

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents Little Drummer Warners by Nancy Krulik, read by Cara Harnell.

Yakko: Helloooooo storybook readers! This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Little Drummer Warners! This holiday read-along is gonna be festive!

Wakko: When you hear this sound

(the sound of the star twinkling)

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: So turn the page already!

Outro

Yakko: That was the end of the tale.

Wakko: If you want to hear it one more time, re-play the audiobook.

DOT: If not, bye until next time!

YAKKO, DOT AND WAKKO: Merry Christmas!

CARA HARNELL: Look for more NAA productions at fine store near you and at online music sites.

Piano Rag
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: NAA is pleased to presents ANIMANIACS: Piano Rag by Nancy Krulik, read aloud by Cara Harnell.

Yakko: Hellooo, storybook readers! This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Piano Rag! This read-along is gonna be ever so great!

Wakko: When you hear this sound

(the sound of a piano playing middle C)

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Ready? Let's begin now.

OUTRO

WAKKO: Well, it's all said and done.

YAKKO: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

DOT: And don't forget to search for more stories at a No Adults Aloud dealer near you!

YAKKO, WAKKO and DOT: Auf Wiedersehen!

Dot's Entertainment
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: NO ADULTS ALOUD presents DOT'S ENTERTAINMENT by Brian Elling, read by CARA HARNELL.

Dot: Helloooooo kid!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Dot's Entertainment! It's our totally outrageous musical read along!!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(Audience Clapping and Whistling)

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: I'd really like you to. That way, our wacky tale can begin.

OUTRO

YAKKO: That was the end of the story.

DOT: If ya wanna hear it omne more time, replay this great audiobook!

WAKKO: If not, search for even more NAA productions at fine stores near you!

YAKKO, DOT, WAKKO: Sayonara!

The Carpool
INTRO

Scott Dreier the Narrator: This is the story of The Carpool from the Show, Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (the sound of the car igniting) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

Yakko: Well said, sir!

Outro

Cara Harnell the Announcer: Search for even more NAA productions at a store near you!

WAKKO AND DOT: Hasta la vista!

Anchors Awarners
INTRO

Tracy Fraim the Narrator: This is the story of Anchors A-warners from the Show, Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (the sound of the foghorn blaring) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

Outro

Cara Harnell the Announcer: Search for even more NAA productions at a store near you!

WAKKO AND DOT: Hasta la vista!

Hooked on a Ceiling
Roger Bart the Narrator: This is the Story of Hooked on a Ceiling from the Show, Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound...(the sound of church bells ringing the first 4 notes of "Jesus Loves Me")...turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

Narrator: The story is over. Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

YAKKO: Nighty night everybody!

Dezanitized
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER:This is the Story of Dezanitized from the Show, Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (wobbling cartoon sound) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO: That was the end of the story. Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

The Day Before Christmas
INTRO

CARA HARNELL: No Adults Aloud presents Animaniacs; THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS by Catherine Hapka.

Dot: Helloooooo kid!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in The Day Before Christmas! It's our absolutely weird, wild and wacky holiday read along.

Wakko: When you hear this sound

(Jingle bells ringing)

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: So turn the page already!

Outro

WAKKO: That is the end of our tale.

YAKKO: If ya wanna hear it again, replay the audiobook.

DOT: If not, go to your nearest store and ask for more NAA productions.

YAKKO, WAKKO and DOT: Merry Christmas!

Nighty Night Toon
CARA HARNELL THE ANNOUNCER: NAA presents Nighty Night Toon by Nick Hollander, read by Jim Cummings.

(MUSIC BOX RENDITION OF ANIMANIACS THEME)

Dot: Helloooooo kid!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Nighty Night Toon! It's our totally bonkers sleepytime read-a-long.

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(the sound of an owl hooting)

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Make sure you do just that!

OUTRO

DOT: That is the end of the tale.

WAKKO: If you wish to hear it again, replay the audiobook.

YAKKO: If not, good night everybody.

Windsor Hassle
INTRO

JULIE ANDREWS THE NARRATOR: This is the story of Windsor Hassle. Read along with me in your book and turn the page when you hear the bells ring like this...(WESTMINSTER CHIMES.) All right, let's begin.

OUTRO

JULIE ANDREWS THE NARRATOR: That is the end of the tale. If you want to hear it one more time, replay the audiobook. If not, look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you.

HMS Yakko
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of HMS Yakko. Follow along with me in your book and flip the page when your hear...(Seagull cries.) Let's begin.

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: That is the end of the tale. Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

Baloney and Kids
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: NAA is pleased to bring you Baloney and Kids by Betty Birney, read by Cara Harnell.

WARNERS: Helloooo, kids!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Baloney and Kids! It's our totally nutty, superfun, madly crazy read along!!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(children cheering, same sound effect as used in Puppet Rulers)

Wakko: ... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Let's have fun!

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL: That is the end of our tale. Replay this audiobook to hear it again.

Lookit the Fuzzy Heads
INTRO

(THE BEAR WENT OVER THE MOUNTAIN plays.)

Warners: Helloooooo kids!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Lookit The Fuzzy Heads! It's our totally super crazy read along featuring Elmyra Duff!!

Wakko: When you hear Yakko say....

Yakko: Next please!

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Please start turning the page now.

OUTRO

Yakko: It's over!

WAKKO: If you'd like to hear the wacky tale of us and our animal-loving guest star again, replay this audiobook.

DOT: If not, we'll all see you next time!

Super Strong Warner Siblings
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: NAA is pleased to being you Super Strong Warner Siblings by Catherine Hapka, read by Cara Harnell.

WARNERS: Helloooo, kids!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Super Strong Warner Siblings! It's our totally real super power of teamwork read along!!

Wakko: When you hear Yakko say....

Yakko: Go to the next page!

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Start turning the page now, please!

OUTRO

WAKKO: That is the end of our tale.

DOT: If ya wanna hear this story again, replay the audiobook!

YAKKO: If not, look for more No Adults Aloud productions at a store near you!

WARNERS: Shalom, everybody!

The Warners and the Beanstalk
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE ANNOUNCER: No Adults Aloud presents...The Warners and the Beanstalk by Eric Geron, read aloud by Rupert Everett.

Rupert Everett THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The Warners and the Beanstalk. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear the harp... (harp playing)...turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

WAKKO: That is the end of our wacky tale.

DOT: If ya wanna hear this silly story again, replay the audiobook!

YAKKO: If not, look for more No Adults Aloud productions at a store near you!

WARNERS: Salaam, everybody!

Back in Style
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: NAA presents Back in Style by Pam Ryan, read by Cara Harnell

WARNERS: Helloooo, readers!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Back in Style! It's our totally super stylin' read-along about TV Spoofs!!

Wakko: When you hear Yakko say....

Yakko: Flip the page!

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Time to get back in style!

OUTRO

YAKKO: The story is over.

WAKKO: If you wish to hear it again, replay the audiobook.

DOT: If not, toodles!

Magic Time
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: NAA presents Magic Time by Eric Geron, read by Cara Harnell.

WAKKO: Hellooo, readers!

YAKKO: It's Yakko and Wakko and our sister Dot!

WAKKO AND YAKKO: We're the Warner brothers...

DOT: ...and the Warner sister,

YAKKO: Welcome to Magic Time, our enchanted read along. Turn the page when you hear Sigmund and Floyd's magical dust shimmer like this...

(SHIMMERING, MAGICAL DUST NOISE)

DOT: Enjoy the tale!

OUTRO

YAKKO: Well, what did you think?

DOT: Hope you love Magic Time!

WAKKO: If you want to hear our story once more, replay the audiobook.

YAKKO: If not, kwaheri, everybody!

Hooray for North Hollywood!
WARNERS: Helloooo, readers!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Hurray for Noth Hollywood, our totally superfun, star studded read along that tells the tale of our movie premiere!

WAKKO: Whenever Yakko says....

YAKKO: Flip that page!

WAKKO: ...turn the page over.

DOT: Enjoy the tale!

OUTRO

DOT: That's a wrap!

WAKKO: If you want to hear this super silly story once more, replay the audiobook.

YAKKO: If not, goodbye everybody!

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: Look for even more NAA productions at a store near you!

A Hard Day's Warners
INTRO

Warners: Helloooooo readers!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in A Hard Day's Warners! It's our absolutely rockin', madcap read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(fans screaming)

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: So let's get this show on the road!

Outro WAKKO: The story's over. Replay the audioobook to hear it again.

YAKKO: Remember to look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you!

Karaoke Dokie: A Lesson in Sharing
INTRO

Warners: Helloooooo readers!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in (singsong) Karaoke Dokie! (in normal voice) This read along is all about taking turns while doing karaoke!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(microphone feedback)

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: So come on! Get on with the show!

OUTRO

YAKKO: It's over! Done! Finished!

WAKKO: If you want to hear the story again, replay the audiobook.

DOT: If not, arrivederci!

Hot, Bothered and Bedeviled
INTRO

Warners: Helloooooo, readers!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Hot, Bothered and Bedeviled! This read along is one Halloweeny adventure!

Wakko: When you hear this scary sound...

(wicked laughter)

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: I'm sure you'll enjoy it!

OUTRO

DOT: That was the end of our spooky story. If ya wanna do it again, replay the audiobook and go back to page one.

WAKKO: If not, look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you. Happy Halloween!

Draculee, Dracula
Intro

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents Draculee, Dracula by Eric Geron, read by Cara Harnell.

Warners: Helloooooo readers everywhere!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Draculee Dracula! This read along is one spooky adventure!

Wakko: When you hear this scary, chilling sound...

(Thunderclap sound effect)

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: I'm sure you'll enjoy it!

OUTRO

WAKKO: That's the end of this story, but if you want to hear it one more time, replay the audiobook.

DOT: If not, ciao for now!

No Pain No Painting
INTRO

Warners: Helloooooo readers everywhere!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in (singing) No Pain No Painting! (speaking) It's our wonderful, colourful and artistic read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(Paint Splat Sound Effect)

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Come on, give it a go!

OUTRO

YAKKO: That is the end of the tale.

WAKKO: If you want to hear it again, replay the CD.

DOT: If not, look for more NAA publications at a store near you!

Plane Pals
WARNERS: Hellooo, readers everywhere!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Plane Pals! This read along is one high flying adventure! Though I said it myself.

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(plane takeoff)

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: I'm sure you'll enjoy it!

OUTRO:

YAKKO: That's the end of our wacky tale. Replay the audiobook to hear it one more time.

WAKKO: If you don't wish for a replay, come again soon.

DOT: Look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you.

Meatballs or Consequences
CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the Story of Meatballs or Consequences from the Show, Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (thunderclaps) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: if you wish to hear the tale once more, replay the audiobook. if you don't wish to, look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you.

The 3 Muskawarners
INTRO

Warners: Helloooooo readers everywhere!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in The 3 Muskawarners! This read along is one crazy tale! Though I said it myself.

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(Gunshot)

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: (singing) Da-da-DAAAH! (speaking) Time to turn the page!

OUTRO

DOT: It's all over!

WAKKO: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

YAKKO: If you don't want to replay it, search for more NAA productions at a fine store near you!

From Burbank With Love
INTRO:

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of From Burbank With Love. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (trumpets playing the first 14 notes of the James Bond theme) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO:

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: That is the end of the tale. Replay the audiobook to hear it again. If you don't wish to replay this, check out many more NAA productions at a store near you or visit your local library and ask for No Adults Aloud audiobooks.

The Sound of Warners
INTRO

DOT: Hellooooo, kids!

YAKKO: This is Yakko...

WAKKO: Wakko...

DOT: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in The Sound of Warners. It's our one and only friendship read along.

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(harp playing sound effect)

Wakko: ...you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Please turn over and then enjoy the story!

(harp playing sound effect)

OUTRO

Wakko: That is the end of our tale.

DOT: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

YAKKO: If you don't wish to replay this great audiobook, check out more NAA productions at your local library or at fine stores near you!

WB KIDS (YAKKO WAKKO and DOT): Goodbyyye!

Roll Over Beethoven
INTRO

DOT: Hellooooo, kids!

YAKKO: This is Yakko...

WAKKO: Wakko...

DOT: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Roll Over Beethoven. It's our classical music making/chimney sweeping read along.

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(piano playing pentascale)

Wakko: ...you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Please turn over and then enjoy the story!

(piano playing pentascale)

OUTRO

WAKKO AND YAKKO: Auf Wiedersehen!

DOT: Look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you and at your local library. Don't forget to ask the librarian for NAA. Toodle-looh!

This Pun For Hire
INTRO

YAKKO AND DOT: Helloooo storybook readers around the world!

YAKKO: It's Yakko and Wakko and our sister Dot! We welcome you to THIS PUN FOR HIRE, our super silly joke stuffed read along adventure.

DOT: You can read along as we follow the story in your book!

WAKKO: It is time for you to turn the page when you hear this sound...(kids laughing) Let's read!

OUTRO

WAKKO: That's all for now. Bye!

Go Fish
INTRO

WAKKO: Hellooooooo kid! My name is Wakko Warner. I'm here to tell you the story about me playing "Go Fish". You can read the tale along with me in your book! You'll know it's time to turn the page what you hear this sound.... (Cards shuffling Sound Effect) Let's begin.

OUTRO:

WAKKO: That's the end, so replay the audiobook to hear my story again. And remember: look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you! Until then, buh-bye!

10 Short Stories About Wakko Warner
INTRO:

Wakko: Hellooooooo kid! My name is Wakko Warner. I'm here to tell you 10 short stories about me! Ten stories in one! You can read the tale along with me in your book! You'll know it's time to turn the page what you hear this sound.... (Mallet bonk Sound Effect) Let's begin.

OUTRO:

WAKKO: That's the end of this audiobook, but if you want to hear my wacky tales again, go all the way back to the first page and replay the faboo CD. If you don't want to hear the ten short silly stories again, look for more NAA productions at your local library and at fine stores near you. See ya!

The Girl with the Googily Goop
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The Girl With The Googily Goop from the Show. You can read along as we follow the story your book. When you hear this sound-- (giggle stick being shaken) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: That is the end of the story. If you want to re-read it, go back to page 1 and replay the audiobook.

Wakko's Gizmo
INTRO:

Wakko: Hellooooooo kid! My name is Wakko Warner. I'm here to tell you the story about me and my gizmo. I will now show you what it does. More about it later. You can read the tale along with me in your book! You'll know it's time to turn the page what you hear this sound.... (Marble rolling Sound Effect) Let's begin.

OUTRO:

WAKKO: That's the end, but if you want to hear the story again, go all the way back to page 1 and replay this faboo CD. If you don't want to hear my story again, look for more NAA productions at your local library and at fine stores near you. Bye now!

Ragamuffins
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of Ragamuffins from the show Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (cartoon whistle sound effect) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO: Look for more NAA productions at a fine store near you.

Babblin' Bijou
INTRO:

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of Babblin' Bijou from the show Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (cartoon giggling sound effect) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO: If you liked this book, look for more NAA productions at your local library and at fine stores near you.

Toy Shop Terror
INTRO: Jim Cummings the Storyteller: This is the story of Toy Shop Terror from the show Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (squeaky toy sound effect) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO: JIM CUMMINGS THE STORYTELLER: Look for more NAA productions at libraries and stores near you.

White Gloves
Intro

WAKKO: Hellooooooo kid! My name is Wakko Warner. I'm here to tell you the story about my gloves going off on a musical journey! You'll never know. You may think you've been dreaming. You can read the tale along with me in your book! You'll know it's time to turn the page what you hear this sound.... (Piano playing scale sound effect) Let's begin.

Outro

WAKKO: Replay this faboolicious audiobook to hear it one more time and remember to look for more NAA productions at your favourite store! See ya!

The Party
INTRO:

JAMES EARL JONES THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The Party from the show Animaniacs. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (bell ringing sound effect) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

JAMES EARL JONES THE STORYTELLER: Look for more No Adults Aloud products wherever toys, books and audio products are sold.

Soda Jerk
INTRO

Warners: Helloooooo crazy kids!

Yakko: This is Yakko...

Wakko: ...Wakko...

Dot: ...and Dot!

Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: ...and the Warner sister!

Yakko: Welcome to the Animaniacs in Soda Jerks! It's our absolutely non-stop hiccuping and most hilarious read along!

Wakko: When you hear this sound...

(hiccup sound effect)

Wakko: .... you'll know it's time to turn the page.

Dot: Please do NOT forget!

(Hiccup)

OUTRO

YAKKO: The story's over, so go back to page one and...

WAKKO AND DOT: Replay the audiobook!

Wakko's New Gookie
INTRO

WAKKO: Hellooooooo kid! My name is Wakko Warner. I'm here to tell you the story about my new gookie! I dunno what it’s for but you’ll never know. You may think you've gotta be kidding. You can read the tale along with me in your book! You'll know it's time to turn the page what you hear this sound.... (Tuba playing SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT) Let's begin.

Outro

WAKKO: That's it! It's all over! Finished! Kaput! Go back to page one and replay this faboo CD to hear it again! Catch you on the flip side!

Turkey Jerky
INTRO

CARA HARNELL: This is the story of Turkey Jerky. Read along as we follow the tale in your book. Turn the page when you hear this sound...(turkey gobbling.) Okay, let's begin.

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL: Replay the audiobook to hear it one more time.