Animal Riddles

This is track 11 on Wakko and Dot Warner Present Your Favourite Jokes, Riddles and Silly Songs.

Script
WAKKO: Let's do animal riddles!

DOT: OK Wakko! What's a llama's favourite month?

WAKKO: Here's a hint. It's the noise it makes.

DOT: Have you guessed? It's Ma-a-a-ay!

(canned laughter)

WAKKO: How do you talk to an elephant?

DOT: On an elephone.

(laugh track)

DOT: What do you get when an elephant is playing basketball?

WAKKO: I know! I get out of the way!

(canned laughter)

DOT: What's a cat's favourite song?

WAKKO: 3 Blind Mice! When is it really bad luck to see a black cat?

DOT: When you're a white mouse! What's grey, has 4 legs and a trunk?

WAKKO: A mouse on vacation! What's a penguin's favourite snack?

DOT: Iceberg lettuce! (laughs) What colour socks do bears wear?

WAKKO: They don't wear socks. They're barefoot!

DOT: What type of horse leaps higher than a house?

WAKKO: All of them. Houses don't leap! (laughs) Do you know an elephant's favourite character from Winnie the Pooh?

DOT: Here's a hint: it's the sound an elephant makes.

WAKKO: Have you guessed? It's Eeyoooorrrre!

(laugh track)