Histeria Intros and Outros

Cody Ruegger as Loud

Cree Summer is the voice of Aka.

Ms. Information and Charity are played by Laraine Newman.

Cho-Cho, Pepper and Susanna are voiced by Tress MacNeille.

Sammy Melman is voiced by Rob Paulsen.

Father Time is voiced by Frank Welker.

Billy West voices Chit Chatterson.

Luke Ruegger voices Big Fat Baby.

Nathan Ruegger voices Froggo.

Paul Rugg plays Meriweather Lewis.

Mr. Smartypants is voiced by Jeff Bennett.

Americana
TBA

The US Civil War
INTRO

SAMMY CAMEROTA THE NARRATOR: This is the story of HISTERIA's US Civil War. You can read along with me in your book. You will know that it is time to turn the page over when you hear this sound: (CANNON BOOMING.) Let's read!

OUTRO

SAMMY CAMEROITA THE NARRATOR: That's the end of the US Civil War story. Go back to page 1, replay this disc and read along again!

The Montezuma Show
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SAMMY CAMEROTA THE NARRATOR: This is the story of HISTERIA: THE MONTEZUMA SHOW. You can read along with me in your book. You will know that it is time to turn the page over when you hear this sound: (first 9 notes of FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA on a tuba.) Let's read!

OUTRO TBA

The Terrible Tudors
INTRO

(GREENSLEEVES plays.)

SAMMY CAMEROTA: This is the tale of The Terrible Tudors. You can read along with me in your storybook and turn the page when you hear this sound. (taiko drum beating twice.) Let's begin now.

OUTRO

(A TISKET A TASKET plays.)

SAMMY CAMEROTA: That's the end of this story. Go back to page 1 and replay the CD if you wish to read along again. If you do not wish to hear the story again, go to your local library or favourite store and ask for Histeria Read-Alongs.

A Tribute to Tyrants
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Sammy Camerota: This is the story of Histeria: A TRIBUTE TO TYRANTS. Please read along and turn the page at the sound of the finger cymbals. (finger cymbals playing) Let's begin right now. (finger cymbals playing)

OUTRO

Sammy Camerota: That's the end of this story. Go back to page 1 and replay the CD if you wish to read along again. If you do not wish to hear the story again, go to your local library or favourite store and ask for Histeria Read-Alongs.

Really Oldies but Goodies
INTRO

Sammy Camerota: This is the story of Histeria: REALLY OLDIES BUT GOODIES. Please read along and turn the page at the sound of the guiro. (Guiro Scraping) Let's begin. (guiro scraping)

OUTRO

Sammy Camerota: That's the end of this story. Go back to page 1 and replay the CD if you wish to read along again. If you do not wish to hear the story again, go to your local library or favourite store and ask for Histeria Read-Alongs.

When Time Collides...
INTRO

(OH HAPPY DAY plays in the background.)

DAVID LETTERMAN: This is the story of WHEN TIME COLLIDES from HISTERIA. When you hear this sound...(grandfather clock chiming)...turn the page. Let's start.

OUTRO

(YANKEE DOODLE plays in the background.)

DAVID LETTERMAN: That is the end of the story. Go back to page 1 to read it all over again.

When America Was Young...
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ALEC BALDWIN: This is the story of When America Was Young. You can read along as we follow the story in your book, when you hear this sound... (Trumpet playing the first 8 notes of America the Beautiful) ...turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

ALEC BALDWIN: That's the end of the story. Check out more Histeria read alongs at libraries near you!

The Wheel of History
INTRO

Jay Leno: This is the Story of The Wheel of History! from the show, Histeria! You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (Crowd yelling "Wheel of History!") --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

Jay Leno: That is the end of the story. Look for more NAA products at fine stores near you.

20th Century Presidents
INTRO

(HUNGARIAN RHAPSODY NUMBER 2 PLAYS AS CHIT CHATTERSON SPEAKS.)

CHIT CHATTERSON: Hello everybody, Chit Chatterson here! Today's tale is about 20th-century presidents! Follow along in your book and turn the page whenever you hear this...(bell tree glissando.) Let's start!

OUTRO

CHIT CHATTERSON: Well, that's it! I hope you had a great time! Come back soon, okay? Bye now!

The Great Heroes of France
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(LA MARSAILLES PLAYS)

MERIWEATHER: Hello everybody, it's Meriweather Lewis! I'd like you to listen and read along to THE GREAT HEROES OF FRANCE. Just follow along in your book and turn the page when you hear this sound...(bike bell "dring-dringing.") Let's read!

OUTRO

(IN HIS HANDS plays)

MERIWEATHER: That's all folks! Bye! Au revoir! And remember to look for MORE NAA Histeria Read Alongs at great stores near you! See you on the next adventure, okay? Come again soon! Buh-bye!

Hurray for Presidents!
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Tim Allen: This is the Story of Hurray for Presidents! from the show, Histeria! You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (applause and whistling sound effect) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

Tim Allen: That is the end of the story. Look for more NAA products at fine stores near you.

Flight
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(MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN is played as the following is spoken.)

Miss Information: Hi, I am Miss Information, and I am here to tell you the story about a flight. You can read along as we follow the story your book. It's time to turn the page when you hear this sound: (plane taking off) Let's begin now.

OUTRO

(AU CLAIRE DE LA LUNE is played as the following is spoken.)

MISS INFO: That's the end! Look for more NAA productions at a fine store near you!

Super Writers!
INTRO

(LITTLE RABBIT FOO FOO plays in the background as the following is spoken.)

Chit Chatterson: Hello! I'm Chit Chatterson and I am telling you the story of Super Writers! I need you to read along with me in your book. When you hear this sound-- (pages flipping) you can turn the page! Let's begin!

OUTRO

(Alouette plays in the background as the following is spoken.)

CHIT CHATTERSON: That is the end! Replay the audiobook to hear it again!

The Communuts
INTRO

(DANCE OF THE HOURS plays as this is spoken.)

CHARITY: Hello. My name is Charity and I am telling you the tale of Communuts. I would like you to read with me in your book. When you hear the harp play...(HARP PLAYING)...turn the page. Let's start.

OUTRO

(AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL plays as this is spoken.)

CHARITY: That concludes Communuts. Replay this audiobook at go back to page 1 to read along again. Until next time, goodbye.

The Dawn of Time
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AKA: Hi, readers! I'm Aka Pella. Let's learn about the dawn of time. Follow along with me in your book as I teach you history and flip the page when you hear this sound...(dinosaur roaring) Let's begin! Remember to pay attention and listen up.

OUTRO

AKA: Well, it's the end! To hear this lesson again, replay this CD. If not, bye-bye until the next time we meet again.

Better Living Through Science
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Miss Information: Hi, I am Miss Information, and I am here to tell you the story of Better Living Through Science. You can read along as we follow the story your book. It's time to turn the page when you hear the sound of windchimes... (Windchimes ringing) Let's begin now.

OUTRO

Miss Information: That's the end of this story. Please head back to page 1 and replay the CD if you would like to read along again. If you would not like to hear the story again, go to your local library or favourite store and ask for Histeria Read-Alongs.

Super-Amazing Constitutions
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Miss Information: Hi, I am Miss Information, and I am here to tell you the story of Super-Amazing Constitutions. You can read along as we follow the story your book. It's time to turn the page when you hear these windchimes: (Windchimes ringing) Let's begin now.

OUTRO

MISS INFO: That's the end! Look for more NAA productions at a fine store near you!

China
INTRO

CHO CHO: Ni hao, I'm Cho Cho. Let me tell you all about ancient Chinese history. You can read along with me and turn the page when you hear the gong. (GONG sound effect) Let's go already, gen wo lai!

OUTRO

CHO CHO: That is the end of our ancient Chinese history lesson. To hear it again, replay the CD. Also, don't forget to search for more Histeria Read-Alongs at fine stores near you! Zai jian!

Return to China
CHO CHO: Ni hao, I'm Cho Cho. Let me tell you all about ancient China. You can read along with me and turn the page when you hear the gong. (GONG sound effect) Let's go already, gen wo lai!

OUTRO

CHO CHO: That is the end of our ancient Chinese history lesson. To hear it again, replay the CD. Also, don't forget to look for even more Histeria Read-Alongs at fine stores near you! Zai jian!

The Inventors' Hall of Fame
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CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The Inventors' Hall of Fame. You can read along as we follow the story your book. When you hear this sound-- (applause sound effect) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: That's the end of the audiobook. If you wish to hear it again, just replay the CD. If you wouldn't like to, check out your favourite store for more NAA productions.

Histeria Goes to the Moon
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Jim Cummings THE NARRATOR: This is the Story of Histeria Goes to the Moon from the Show, Histeria!. You can read along as we follow the story your book. When you hear this sound-- (shuttle lift off sound effect) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

Cara Harnell THE ANNOUNCER: Look for more NAA productions at a store near you.

Loud Kiddington's Ancient History
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Loud Kiddington: Hello! I'm Loud Kiddington. And I am here to tell you the story about my Ancient History. That's a fun read along for you to join in. Look at the pictures in the book and follow the story. When you hear this sound-- (ARABIAN RIFF) You can turn the page! Have fun!

OUTRO

LOUD: That's the end! Replay the audiobook to hear it again!

Big Fat Baby Theatre
HARRY SHEARER THE STORYTELLER: This is the Story of Big Fat Baby Theatre. You can read along as we follow the story your book. When you hear this sound-- (Big Fat Baby babbling sound effect) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE ANNOUNCER: Look for more NAA productions wherver toys, books and audio products are sold.

Music
INTRO

Lydia Karaoke: Hello kids, I'm Lydia Karaoke! And this is the story of Music. That's from Histeria, a cartoon about a bunch of music-loving kids who love to sing. If you want to hear this story, you can read along with me in your book. When you hear this sound.... (harp playing sound effect) ....you need to turn the page. Have fun learning about music with me and my friends!

OUTRO

LYDIA: That is the end of the tale. Replay this audiobook to hear it one more time. You can also visit your local library and ask for No Adults Aloud.

North America
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of North America. You can read along as we follow the story your book. When you hear this sound-- (Trumpet playing the first 6 notes of The Star Spangled Banner) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: That is the end of the story. Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

The Russian Revolution
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The Russian Revolution. Read along in your book and turn the page at the sound of the harp. (Harp playing) Let's read!

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This concludes the story of The Russian Revolution. If you want to hear it again, simply go back to page 1 and do it all over again.

The Attack of the Vikings
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FROGGO: Froggo at your service. I'm telling you the tale of THE ATTACK OF THE VIKINGS. Please read with me in your book and flip the page over when ytou hear this sound...(Cello plays first 4 notes of "VOLGA BOATMEN.") OK, let's read.

OUTRO

FROGGO: That is the end. Good-bye.

The Wild West
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The Wild West. Read along in your book and turn the page at the sound of the whip. (whip cracking) Let's read!

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This concludes the story of The Wild West. If you want to hear it again, simply go back to page 1 and read it all over again. If not, go to your favourite store and ask for Histeria by NAA. Bye now.

The American Revolution
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CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The American Revolution. Read along in your book and turn the page at the sound of the harp. (Harp playing) Let's read!

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: That concludes the story of The American Revolution. If you want to hear it again, simply go back to page 1 and do it all over again.

The Know It Alls
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The Know It Alls. Read along in your book and turn the page at the sound of the harp. (Harp playing) Let's read!

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: That is the end of our tale. Go back to page 1 and replay the audiobook to enjoy the read-along once more.

The Renaissance
INTRO

Lydia Karaoke: Hello everybody, I'm Lydia! This is the story of the Renaissance. That's from Histeria, a cartoon about a bunch of time travelling kids who love to sing. If you want to hear this story, you can read along with me in your book. When you hear this sound.... (windchimes ringing sound effect) ....you need to turn the page. Have fun learning about the renaissance with me and all my friends!

OUTRO

LYDIA: That is the end of the tale. Replay this audiobook to hear it one more time. You can also visit your local library and ask for No Adults Aloud.

Presidential People
INTRO:

HARRY SHEARER THE STORYTELLER:This is the Story of Presidential People from the Show, Histeria!. You can read along as we follow the story your book. When you hear this sound-- (applause sound effect) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO:

CARA HARNELL THE ANNOUNCER: Look for more NAA productions at a store near you!

General Sherman's Campsite
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Sammy Melman: Hey, kids! I'm Sammy Melman! Welcome to General Sherman's Campsite! If you want to hear this story, you can read along as we follow the story in your book. You'll know that it's time to turn the page when you hear this sound... (Bugle playing do mi so) OK, let's begin!

OUTRO:

Sammy Melman: Well, kids, that's it! It's the end of the audiobook. See ya next time!

CARA HARNELL THE ANNOUNCER: Look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you or at your local library.

The Return to Rome
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CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The Return to Rome. You can read along as we follow the story your book. When you hear this sound-- (Accordion playing the first 9 notes of Funiculi Funicula's refrain) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO:

Cara Harnell THE STORYTELLER: That is the end of the tale. Remember to ask your local library or store for more Histeria audiobooks only by NAA.

The Writers of Purple Prose
Intro

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The Writers of Purple Prose. You can read along as we follow the story in your book. When you hear this sound-- (scribbling) --turn the page. OK, let's begin.

OUTRO

That concludes our story about writers of purple prose. Go back to page 1 and read again.

Histeria Around the World
INTRO

(BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP plays in the background as the following is spoken.)

Meriweather Lewis: Hello boys and girls! My name is Meriweather Lewis. I am here to tell you the story of Histeria Around the World. If you want to hear this story, you can read along wth me in your book. Everytime you hear this sound.... (sound of plane taking off) ....I'll let you know when it is time to turn the page. Let's begin now!

OUTRO

MERIWEATHER LEWIS: Well, kids, it's over-definitely over! Wanna hear it once more? Then replay this great audiobook! If ya don't wanna, check out even more Histeria products by NAA at fine stores near you or visit your local library, asking your librarian for Histeria by No Adults Aloud. See ya soon!

Around the World in a Daze
INTRO

(BLOW THE MAN DOWN plays as the following is spoken.)

Meriweather Lewis: Hello boys and girls! My name is Meriweather Lewis. I am here to tell you the story of Around the World in a Daze. If you want to hear this story, you can read along wth me in your book. Everytime you hear this sound.... (sound of plane taking off) ....I'll let you know when it is time to turn the page. Let's begin now!

OUTRO

(THE MULBERRY BUSH plays as the following is spoken.)

MERIWEATHER LEWIS: Well, kids, it's over-definitely over! Wanna hear it once more? Then replay this great audiobook! If ya don't wanna, check out even more Histeria products by NAA at fine stores near you or visit your local library, asking your librarian for Histeria by No Adults Aloud. See ya next time!

The French Revolution
INTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This is the story of The French Revolution. Read along in your book and turn the page at the sound of the harp. (Harp playing) Let's read!

OUTRO

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: This concludes the story of The French Revolution. If you want to hear it again, simply go back to page 1 and do it all over again.

Euromania
INTRO

(SHORTNIN' BREAD PLAYS)

MISS INFORMATION: Hello everybody, I'm Miss Info and this is the tale of EUROMANIA. I'd like you to rad with me in your book. You'll know that it's time to turn the page when you hear this sound...(accordion playing F-E.) Let's start the story!

OUTRO

(I've Been Working On The Railroad plays)

MISS INFORMATION: Well everybody, that's it! Hope you loved this HISTERIA Euromania Read-Along! Come back soon!

Heroes of Truth and Justice
INTRO

(100 Bottles of Pop plays)

MISS INFORMATION: Hi everyone! It's Miss Info...

LYDIA: ...and Lydia Karaoke!

BOTH: Welcome to HISTERIA's HEROES OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE!

MISS INFO: Read along with us as we tell the tale.

LYDIA: When it is time to turn the page, you will hear this. (CHEERING CROWD NOISE)

BOTH: Enjoy the story!

(CHEERING CROWD NOISE)

OUTRO

(Beautiful Dreamer plays)

MISS INFO: The story's over.

LYDIA: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

BOTH: Until next time, we'll see you soon!